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HONKIE OVERLOAD: Why Kristen Wiig's SNL goodbye was the Peak of Modern Honkeyism

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I am blinded by the glare of white skin, honkeys celebrating the honkeyness of a honky moment, the culmination of honkey culture for the past decade. This clip is the embodiment of the self-congratulatory culture that bridges the divide between television and the people who sit on the internet to overrate it. The clip contains A-list honky celebs, blog darlings who are the mouthpiece of modern high-end honkeyism. It is the beginning of an era. It is the end of an era.

The clip was intended to 'say goodbye to Kristen Wiig', the most notable SNL castmember who was basically 'a surprise for a year' because no other woman on SNL was actually funny, then she just replicated the same dumb skits and characters for the rest of her time. She wrote/starred in Bridesmaids, which wasn't even as funny as people say it was, they are just all about 'sucking the dick' of any 'deep Apatow produced comedy,' especially since this was his first notable one about 'bitches' instead of 'bros.' You gotta give her props for making Bridesmaids money, making a marginally funny movie that is overrated by females because most other movies for females are completely retarded. Now she gets to bang one of the dudes in The Strokes, and losers on Twitter/IRL will be all like 'SNL is NOT the same without Kristen.'

It is always interesting when a castmember of SNL 'graduates' to being a 'real movie/tv star.' Still not impressed by any new generation star. No way they can top Mike Myers, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, and/or Bobert Downey Jr. Even Rob Schneider [via 'The Animal'].


Here are some important players in this 'emotional, magical tv moment', and why they are so important honky ass figures in modern comedy/media/television/internet overrating mechanisms.

Andy Samberg -As far as I'm concerned, Andy Samberg ruined SNL. He did a decent job with high highs and low lows, but it's more about the way SNL will go now that he is gone, and they will try 'too hard' to have zany video humor. He is an innovator of bro comedy, but doesn't have the strong taste, voice, or desire to artfully make cultural commentary via humor. It is a celebration of himself and offbeat references. Remember when 'Lazy Sunday' was overshared and overvalued by honkies everywhere?

Jon Hamm - His participation in this honky circle jerk on ourselves was completely necessary, probably a 'tipping point.' The type of people who watch Mad Men are the same type of losers who still pretend that SNL is an important cultural voice that provides relevant commentary. I also h8 the Daily Show and Colbert, but I guess u have to give them props for 'stealing' some of SNL's marketshare on a nightly basis. Anyways, Jon Hamm is trying desperately to be George Clooney meets Alec Baldwin for a new generation, so I guess he is trapped hosting SNL once a year.

Hammbro isn't even a real person, just a white dude who every honkie wants to be hatefucked by.

Arcade FireWin Butler and Regine Chassagne (And even the ginger bro) kept popping up all over this episode of SNL. I think they are just trying to be aggressive when it comes to appealing to high-end honky ass markets. They see SNL as this 'historic show', so they are doing everything they can to pander to the producers/cast/audience as this 'totally kewl band' that does untraditional stuff. They are really pushing into ridonk ass honky territory.

Amy Poehler- I feel really bad for Amy Poehler, because I'm not sure if she ever developed her own comedic voice, she sorta just 'gravy trained' off Tina Fey, and established herself as 'the poor man's Tina Fey.' She never really busted down a door to form her own career path. Basically just followed Tina Fey to Weekend Update, then 'stars' in a poor man's version of The Office meets 30 Rock, which people only started liking when they stopped focusing on Poehler as 'the main character' and went with the ensemble vibe that just allows every1 to be quirky without letting the viewer have to think about how terrible the show is.

Chris Kattan - He probably shouldn't belong because he is from the era of SNL that people enjoy pretending was 'bad', but they choose to overrate the Tina Fey + digital short era. Chris Kattan is arguably the best pound for pound SNL castmember of all time. He's not THAT honky.

Jason Sudeikis- I'm not sure why any one ever thought Jason Sudeikis was a relevant castmember. He was basically just 'white dude.' The only decent moment of his career was doing a Kenny Powers impression for a few episodes during Eastbound and Down: Season 3. Anyways, he is totally the embodiment of hollow honky humor that is placed on a pedestal by honkies who want to enable their perception of honky ass humor being s0o0o funnie.

Mick Jagger - I think honkies like to 'rock out' to the Rolling Stones, but it probably would have been honkier if they had utilized Paul McCartney, or even the ghost of John Lennon.

Forgettable Girls on SNL who never leave a mark and will be fired/replaced by another crop - Feel bad 4 these broads. They are all so desperate to implement their own brand of comedy on the show, but usually end up without a strong voice/'breakout hit sketch'. Then they 'try too hard' to be a team player, use too much energy in crappy sketches, and get fired before their standard 7 year contract is up.

Seth Myers - I remember Seth Myers used to be funny when he looked like a lost kid 'doing his thing' on SNL, sort of like Andy Samberg without the digital short gimmick. He was most likely to be an 'outside the box' cast member. Then he 'bought in' to the whole SNL thing and became head-writer, doing the self-congratulating move where you appoint yourself as the anchor of weekend update. I guess for some people, the 'Weekend Update' anchor position is sort of like the 'Tonight Show' seat, u overrate it to the point that it ruins your perspective on reality [via Conan/Letterman/Leno]. Now u just milk that position as 'SNL head writer' because the last decade of your life has been dominated by trying to 'win' the writer's room, so it is difficult to let go.

Rachel Dratch - U gotta feel sorry for that broad. I guess she just proves that u have to be 'marginally hot' in order to parlay your career into being more than just 'returning to SNL where people recognize u' every year or so.

The entity of Saturday Night LIve - I am not sure what SNL has even 'become.' I really think that the Tina Fey headwriter era ruined SNL, and it allowed Andy Samberg to 'control' the face of mainstream bro comedy. Now it's in this weird area where everything is 'trying to go viral' due to cultural context, instead of balancing timeliness with comedic innovation.


Important honkie human memes who were missing:
Jimmy Fallon, ?uestlove, Barry Obama, Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, cast of Breaking Bad/Game of Thrones, fat Betty Draper, Tavi Gevinson, overrated internet writer of the quarter, cameos by Toddlers and Tiaras girls..... who else?

Saturday Night Live is one of the most fascinating corporate environments in the world, a competition to 'win' SNL and then get your movies greenlit so you don't have to just have cameos in Adam Sandler movies/Curb Your Enthusiasm episodes.. This is a celebration of the people who 'belong in the club.'
This is modern honkidom.
Honkies love their honkie elite more than any one else.
These are the faces responsible for honkie culture.
Television, Music, Comedy, Streaming Videos on the Internet and assessing their historical worth.

Do u <3 or h8 SNL?
Is Kristen Wiig 'actually funny', 'overrated', or 'pretty funny but still overrated'?
Is Kristen Wiig funnier than Tina Fey?
Do all white people want Don Draper 2 hate fuck them?
Is SNL an important cultural voice?
Who is the pound-for-pound greatest SNL castmember of all time?
Is the most recent era of SNL overrated by the internet?
Does n e 1 watch SNL?
Is this the honkiest moment ever on TV that was overcelebrated by honkies on the internet?
Do u <3 or h8 the pressures of honkie culture?


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